Shake Weight for Men: You'll Get Strong, Toned, Ripped Arms & Chest
I've never visited a product's website so fast in my life:
Oh, what to say... The highlights:
I'm sorry, shake weight, but there was no way to not make this look bad. And then, on top of that you give us these muscle men making these faces and noises that can only lead us to one conclusion - workout with the shake weight and you'll be able to jerk off like a pro in no time - money back guarantee.
The first time I saw this commercial it was 2:00am and I was very tired. And, in that state, this product is rather frightening! Seriously, those are not natural-boob movements...
The highlights:
Yes, I too sit on my bed, squeezing my boobs together while holding and jerking off a giant phallic double-headed pogo stick. And take a look at that bed post... a little dramatic for "easy curves," don't you think? And wait... is that a light-up pineapple behind her?!
"I actually just looked down while I was doing it and I could see my breast muscles moving!" Oh, honey... what did you expect to see? You knew what you were getting yourself into when you started the workout, right?
And where exactly are you looking, missy? You are suppose to be checking out your new, firm breasts - not giving sexy eyes to the guy with the boom mic. Eyes on the prize, sweetheart... eyes on the prize.
Oh easy curves, thank you for giving pre-pubescent boys something to jerk off to...
